Out to save the world one frazzled diner at a time, Pita Pete's presents a rare word trio: "healthy," "tasty" and "fast food." The basis of your order is the requisite pita; from there, you can head in any of a hundred directions. Choose a hearty filling from a roster that includes hummus, Philly cheese steak, gyros and BLT. Pile it high with toppings like feta, kosher dill pickles, kalamata olives, sprouts and black beans, dressed with tzatziki, steak sauce, sour cream and more. Make it a salad if you'd like. Sourcing the best from the best, you can also snack on Zapp's potato chips, Homer's ice cream and Great Harvest Bread Co. cookies. Pita Pete's does deliver, but it doesn't sing "Happy Birthday." Thank goodness.

Average cost: <$10