Is Jonathan Richman for real? It can be hard to tell when you're watching the childlike artist perform. But it's not very hard to enjoy yourself, not with quirky, toe-tapping tunes like "I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar," "Give Paris One More Chance" and, of course, "Pablo Picasso" on the setlist. You've got two nights to catch music's Peter Pan in an intimate setting at the Empty Bottle. (Ben Rubenstein)