Perhaps best known for being co-owned by Don Gibb, who played Ogre in the "Revenge of the Nerds" movies, Trader Todd's is more Animal House than nerd-fest. Parked out front is the "Tiki Transit," a converted minibus that acts as a free shuttle from Trader Todd's to Wrigley Field and back on game days, in case you can't make the three-block walk. Trader Todd's namesake beers are brewed in Wisconsin and include lager, red and pilsner varieties. A couple more mainstream beer varieties are available as well, but none are endorsed by Don "Ogre" Gibb himself.

If the shuttle isn't parked out front, you'll know you're at the right place by the sounds of karaoke echoing into the street. Playboy magazine named Trader Todd's "a great place for karaoke," and the singing begins at 9 p.m. every night. A few tables on the sidewalk in front will keep you a safe distance from the action; a handful of tables dot the front of the room as well, but the karaoke action takes place at the rear. It's a tight space for a large group of revelers intent on recreating their last Cancun spring break, but the rear outdoor patio offers a breath of fresh air.

In the backyard, a converted sailboat acts as a bar. Though it's easy to get a beer at the Boat Bar, you'll have to head inside for the elaborate blender drinks that make karaoke seem like a good idea. Exotic specialties like The Pain Killer and the SoColada run about $8 per drink, while the Pacific-inspired food items on the menu almost all cost less-than $10. Try not to drink too much, though: The bathrooms lack privacy, and anyone with a shy bladder may be left high and dry.

Centerstage Reviewer: Aimee Hall